I don’t understand the idea of hating someone because you’re jealous of them. That’s never really made sense to me.
I saw the most beautiful girl in the club tonight that I would absolutely kill to look like, and I just wanted to brush her hair and look at her longingly and tell her she was a goddess.
That’s how I feel when I see girls that I’m jealous of.
My eyes just turn into cartoon hearts and I just wanna braid their hair and tell them they’re a precious flower.
I dunno… I still think little kids are evil and dangerous no matter how you raise them. Frankly, they scare me and I’m not opposed to banning children across the world outright. Maybe we should just stick to cats and dogs after all, they’re much safer, more loyal, less expensive and just all around better.
50 people who are invited to the party in my pants (in no particular order)
24 → Joe Dempsie